Old, Fat and Mostly Dead

Month: March 2017

Old, Fat and Mostly Dead

Let me tell you about my favorite day in February. Some might say it’s Valentine’s Day since I’m single and when you’re single, who doesn’t enjoy a reminder that one day you will die alone. However, it’s not Valentine’s Day. It’s Biometric Screening Day at work. It’s the delightful day when a complete stranger shows …

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I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

We all know those people who are “too honest” for your own good, yes I said “your own good”. I tend to avoid them if possible. No matter how much we claim we want “honesty in our relationships”, the sugar-coated truth is more convenient. More often then not, we already know the truth, we just hope no one …

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